Arty Shit

If I Were Tickled by the Rub of Love

BY DYLAN THOMAS




If I were tickled by the rub of love,
A rooking girl who stole me for her side,
Broke through her straws, breaking my bandaged string,
If the red tickle as the cattle calve
Still set to scratch a laughter from my lung,
I would not fear the 
apple nor the flood
Nor the bad blood of spring.

Shall it be male or female? say the cells,
And drop the plum like fire from the flesh.




If I were tickled by the hatching hair,
The winging bone that sprouted in the heels,
The itch of man upon the baby's thigh,
I would not fear the gallows nor the axe
Nor the crossed sticks of war.

Shall it be male or female? say the fingers
That chalk the walls with greet girls and their men.
I would not fear the muscling-in of love
If I were tickled by the urchin hungers
Rehearsing heat upon a raw-edged nerve.
I would not fear the devil in the loin
Nor the outspoken grave.

If I were tickled by the lovers' rub
That wipes away not crow's-foot nor the lock
Of sick old manhood on the fallen jaws,
Time and the crabs and the sweethearting crib
Would leave me cold as butter for the flies
The sea of scums could drown me as it broke
Dead on the sweethearts' toes.

This world is half the devil's and my own,
Daft with the drug that's smoking in a girl
And curling round the bud that
forks her eye.
An old man's shank one-marrowed with my bone,
And all the herrings smelling in the sea,
I sit and watch the worm beneath my nail
Wearing the quick away.

And that's the rub, the only rub that tickles.
The knobbly ape that swings along his sex
From damp love-darkness and the nurse's
 twist
Can never raise the midnight of a chuckle,
Nor when he finds a beauty in the breast
Of lover, mother, lovers, or his six
Feet in the rubbing dust.

And what's the rub? Death's feather on the nerve?
Your mouth, my love, the thistle in the kiss?
My Jack of Christ born thorny on the tree?
The words of death are dryer than his stiff,
My wordy wounds are printed with your hair.
I would be tickled by the rub that is:
Man be my metaphor.




The Kiss
BY PABLO PICASSO




i recently visited a gallery and read the Dylan Thomas poetry book i stole from Romford library and this is all i can think about...
.ABSORBING.LEARNING.GROWING.
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Barbie Girl in an Action Man World

Hands up if you were one of those kids that went to other people's houses to steal??
Only me?!although I wouldn't categorically call any child out as a thief, there's something very criminal about driving away from your besties house after a play-date knowing you've tucked away their favourite Barbie shoes in your ghost busters backpack.
One thing's for sure I wouldn't mind playing cops and robbers with the new range of Stilettoey goodness Christian Louboutin's releasing for good ol' Barbie's 50th birthday.

In addition to the purrrty pink heels above-paired with an ensemble from Yigal Azrouel-Louby's taking a year long reign on all of her affairs from her mans to her garms!

AND as part of a 3 doll series Mattel are releasing a yet-to-be seen 'Jewel Thief' Barbie in December that comes with slimmer ankles and in a CL shoebox...


FUCK YOU BARBIE STOP LIVING MY LIFE WITH MY GAY PLEASE.
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Killuminati

My opinion is my opinion and therefore youre disallowed to hate me for saying that Alexander McQueen's S/S10 collection although delectable is unecessarily Illuminati-ish
horns on head+scary printed dresses=hell is NOT my portion....ave a look






ps.i LOVE it but eternity is too long and hell is too hot

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Edwina Normalhands is That You?

I HATE SPENDING STUPID MONEYS EVERY MONTH ON A GAZILLION MAGAZINES BUT I LOVE IT WHEN THEY'RE FILLED WITH STUFF LIKE THIS...
Numero
La Roseraie
Shot by Sofia Sanchez and Mauro Mongiello






*EXQUISITE*... as an advocate for print media i've only uploaded a few of the shots so buy the magazine and salivate for yourself...also i had to cut mine up to scan these so BUYING A DAMN COPY is the least you can do.

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