Peanut Butter Trysts: May 2010

S.H.I.T

spells..

Sucks | How | It | Transpired
yeah i made that up to justify the frequency with which i use the word SHIT nowadays..
this is in regards to uni, how it ended, and how i never somehow prepared myself for the day i'd have to create some sort of structure in my life.. i'm finding it hard to adjust to the fact that i cant just cut an academic institution a fat cheque anymore and expect them to give me tasks to do that keep my life occupied.. you know like how i've done since daycare

So being that i don't know the ins and outs of making a curriculum i've taken to wondering the streets aimlessly pretending to be on a solo school trip
uniform: unitard, heeled trainers, cardigan, scarf, prada sack

expedition type: zoo trip
(aka drinking chai tea latte's in Starbucks on south molton street pretending to write an article)

homework: see reading list
(finish reading the Rum Diary and A Farewell To Arms before attempting to start on Ulysses.. all book reports due in sometime before you die)

do i need help growing up?
yes,i think i do.
x

DON'T PANIC!

so my mate mr.Sam Bayliss Ibram spotted me and my girls Hannah and Sola on Dont Panic!

I'm sure everyone who's seen this has wondered why the hell i was wearing leather hotpants in -0 weather...i also questioned myself when i got on the Tube and everyone was looking at me like 'who sexxed John and ran' i still dont have an answer

to see the rest of the pictures click below!

http://www.dontpaniconline.com/photos/257/together-the-coronet-

ps.a couple of pics i took of little miss mediocrity that i forgot to post before..

Curdled Milkshake.

My friends and i are BIG UP fans of mrs.Nassir Jones bka Kelis,

we dont just tolerate her offbeat bumflicks and lack of vocal control.. we LOVE LOVE LOVE it !

I mean who wants to pay £50 to see Beyonce be all professional and perform a well rehearsed 2hour set(moi)

when you can pay £15 to see kelis walk around (offbeat as always) all the while screaming out four of her ummm greatest hits(make that 3 seeing as I Got a Feeling isn't even her own o.O)..

needless to say it was SHIT.. and she is RUUUUUUUUDE for having the nerve to come on 2hours late and staying on stage for approximately 17minutes... and making everyone too pissed off to stay for Afrika Bambaataa's set at 5am o.O

I now understand why she's so underrated, when your talent isnt as great as your creative vision you really need to give 110%(professionalism) to the people that shell out for your tickets/albums...
she can keep her curdled milkshake cause it definitely aint bringing me to her yard anymore
*falls back under Beyonce's pretty-witch spell*

BEFORE: anticipation

AFTER: disbelief

wearing: top; H&M / Denim Shirt; Topshop / Jacket; Primark / Shorts; H&M / bag; borrowed / Wedges; Debenhams / Jewellery; Topshop

this is how you made me feel Kelis you fucker.. JUST LIKE THIS SONG.

Belle of the Ball

Granted i absolutely hated it when Rihanna tried to be Good Girl Gone Dude in D&G a couple of years ago at the MET Ball, I'm not completely averse to more boyish looks on notable attendees, a strong structured look can sometimes be the remedy to all those boring, pouffy prom dresses gowns.

So i think my pick for this year's best dressed has to be Alexa Chung, she made everyone else look boring as fuck in her Phillip Lim ensemble!

red lipstick.blood red nails.tousled hair.tuxedo jacket

PERFECT

Buy Me This

Carvela | £110 | Leather

i'd kill anyone for the studded Louboutins so it's only right that i'd probably maim someone for a pair of these bootlegs

blahh blahh blahh

I've been away doing some important stuff but I'm back because I wanna know if anyone else dresses really retarded and names the retarded outfits after real-life semi-retarded people?!because i do this.. very often..

So I have this thing for Amber Rose (my love for her stems from the fact that two years ago she was stripping in a club in Philly and now she goes to Paris Fashion Week, does sexytimes with Kanye, wears Alex Wang, and probably has shares in American Apparel.. ps.all of these things are my idea of heaven)

Digression aside, whenever i'm busy, uninspired and cant be bothered to dress in a way that is pleasing to anyone's eye, let alone my own, i come up with 'Amber' outfits(base component SPANDEX).. and today was an 'Amber in The Countryside' day