Heaux Couture

I only just realised I hadn't yet posted these pictures I took before my best friend's birthday party a couple of weekends ago, which is naughty of me because I was really eager to show you guys what my dress code usually is for a night of drinking and twerking with my beloveds!
My formula goes a bit like this; plenty of leg, stretchy fabric, no boob on show and a high heel-if you're my friend on fb you've probably seen the dress version of this formula and rightfully judged me!
I'm one of those people that hates mother nature for being so abundant when she was handing me my hips and things, but every once in a while it's nice to take a break from trying to lipo-suct myself with kitchen utensils and leave the house looking like one of those rap guys' girlfriends!

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MollyPollyBaloney

This is Molly, she's 16, she's my blog helper, roll deeper, confidante, best friend, worst enemy and little sister. I forced her into letting me take a few shots of her in the shorts from the post below so you could see how good they look and therefore attempt a pair of your own!

Where was I when God and my mum were deciding who got the skinny, long-limb, gorgeous face genes?! No Fairings

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