Hands up if you were one of those kids that went to other people's houses to steal??
Only me?!although I wouldn't categorically call any child out as a thief, there's something very criminal about driving away from your besties house after a play-date knowing you've tucked away their favourite Barbie shoes in your ghost busters backpack.
One thing's for sure I wouldn't mind playing cops and robbers with the new range of Stilettoey goodness Christian Louboutin's releasing for good ol' Barbie's 50th birthday.
In addition to the purrrty pink heels above-paired with an ensemble from Yigal Azrouel-Louby's taking a year long reign on all of her affairs from her mans to her garms!
AND as part of a 3 doll series Mattel are releasing a yet-to-be seen 'Jewel Thief' Barbie in December that comes with slimmer ankles and in a CL shoebox...
FUCK YOU BARBIE STOP LIVING MY LIFE WITH MY GAY PLEASE.