So its primetime groupie weekend in MIA, and whilst everyone is out there securing alimony and rent cheques, am here in LDN doing a dissertation?!?NOOOOO
This is not how i envisaged my life panning out, higher-education was meant to be a stop-gap before my move onto bigger n better things like.. i dunno.. charging my asos purchases to TJ Houshmenzadeh's bank account (dont give me O.O google him betch),
so lets commiserate together about the things I don't have but could attain if i were in miami this weekend...the heat,the glamour,the sex,Daria's fucking long ass unnecessary legs
Also this is one of the reasons why Carine Roitfeld is still the biggest G the fashion industry has ever seen(f*ck prunface Wintour). Bar the blackface debacle of '09, her work is always amazing and French Vogue is in my estimation as great as Italian Vogue...
...point out the delusional slag that wouldn't want to live this editorial for a weekend and i'll show you a liar liar pants on fire.