Curdled Milkshake.

My friends and i are BIG UP fans of mrs.Nassir Jones bka Kelis,
we dont just tolerate her offbeat bumflicks and lack of vocal control.. we LOVE LOVE LOVE it !
I mean who wants to pay £50 to see Beyonce be all professional and perform a well rehearsed 2hour set(moi) 
when you can pay £15 to see kelis walk around (offbeat as always) all the while screaming out four of her ummm greatest hits(make that 3 seeing as I Got a Feeling isn't even her own o.O)..
needless to say it was SHIT.. and she is RUUUUUUUUDE for having the nerve to come on 2hours late and staying on stage for approximately 17minutes... and making everyone too pissed off to stay for Afrika Bambaataa's set at 5am o.O
I now understand why she's so underrated, when your talent isnt as great as your creative vision you really need to give 110%(professionalism) to the people that shell out for your tickets/albums...
she can keep her curdled milkshake cause it definitely aint bringing me to her yard anymore
*falls back under Beyonce's pretty-witch spell*

BEFORE: anticipation
AFTER: disbelief  
wearing: top; H&M / Denim Shirt; Topshop / Jacket; Primark / Shorts; H&M / bag; borrowed / Wedges; Debenhams / Jewellery; Topshop
this is how you made me feel Kelis you fucker.. JUST LIKE THIS SONG.


Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

i miss THAT kelis...sorry love... :(

Florie said...

she should retire and go spend nas's money

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...


InnyVinny said...

That SUCKS, twin. Damn.

The CultureCynic said...

Oy. Ain't that 'bout a bitch!!

on the UP side, at least you looked good yeah?

Jonesy said...

u look fab! nice pics

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Hope to see you there!

Anonymous said...

hahahaha!!!! LMFAO :) hehehe :) hey this is a classic post!!!! :-)

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**OnYxStA** said...

bald is brave...kudos

Anonymous said...

i dont even know how i stumbled across u blog, I think it was via a 'blacl fashion blog', clicked on ur pic cos am intrigued by black women who can pull off shaved hair! but after having a gander on ur page not only are u stunning and Bristish (ditto on that) u are really funny! good luck with your blog and life endevours, i too know HOW HARD post uni life prepares u for the anti climaxs :S