Dear Arron Afflalo

I've had some really great me-time this week, trying to evaluate what I actually want and how I'm gonna get it. I love working in le fashion yahh, but the moment something starts to destroy your soul you better pray for the discernment to run/ jog/ walk away from that situation ..because it is NEVER EVER that serious..

so after much thought, meditation and prayer, I've decided I want to be **drum roll please** a BASKETBALL HEAUX!! my career goals in order of achievement are as follows:
Arron Afflalo's current Jumpoff --> Arron Afflalo's future Babymum --> Arron Afflalo's eventual Wife/ eternal Fiance...

i'm really dedicated to the cause guys, if anyone out there happens upon this post and knows him or ever gets to breathe his air can you please let him know that I am more than capable of being the sole recipient of his naked innanet pictures.. PLEASE?

look I even tried (and failed truth be known) to do my nails in honour of him and his team...

I'm also willing to buyout the MAC counter, grow my hair out and extend it with some unprocessed Indian hair, and lose 3stones in weight if that's what he wants..

ps. if Melody Thornton could kindly hop her muscly bum out of my man's car before i decapitate her, please and thank you very much.. bitch.

pps. now that NBA season is well underway you should be warned that I may post similar things about other players.. [incase the Nuggets start playing shitty.]
N.B. I dare you to judge me.

x